Things that happened to me in 2006 - letter to my shrink

I was using the internet, and i felt that i was able to enter other peoples heads and other people were able to enter my head. not so much as telepathy, but more an intermingling with guardian angels. people who enterd my head or who's head i enterd were an american cat person, a hip hop loving american gangsta, my dead grand parents, grossly my dad and sister as well as others. notably buisness men or commuters. i especially felt the presence of my sisters guardian angels, although i felt i was killing, or harming them, especially when an akon feat eminem song went in my head. i went to covent garden with my sister and bought lots of cds, including an obscure album from the well known band, distillers. (at leat i think its obscure.). this album was posessed and punk entities took over my existence, or body. (i'm transcribing from a note i wrote to my psychiatrist, btw). the punks were involved with my sisters angels, and stuck in me for a year, or so. anyway this is dumb. wont finish this useless crap. amen.

the duracell track

heres a link to a recording i did in 2001 http://soundcloud.com/and0rod44/duracell
i want to upload more but i'm finding it difficult.
my sound art backthen was a bit messed up. i'd describe it more as modern art, then music.
i dunno how to use soundcloud with blogger so i just put the link.
here it is again, if you like http://soundcloud.com/and0rod44/duracell.
its more then decent, but not my best one. :P
now f%^K off. :)

Ed Rush & Nico - Technology

technology is a bad thing as it can only do harm to the human race.
too much techno, will damage every human mind. the problem with
earth is that it issad how we all consume, rather then think
the insane level of dumbness of people is strange, as some people
have too much of a soul, that they keep in beetlejuice. like
a smokey joker who is silver with fear. unfortunately these days
i have to dodge the bad notions. and sleal culture from everyone.
which is quite blatant, as i am a reactionary bastard.

Ladytron - Black Plastic

some one on a web forum that i somtimes participate in said that they'd like this song played at their funeral, so i thought i'd check it out. a douchebag said to me that you can download from youtube, but i only know how to share on blogger and i havn't updated it in a while. i want to know how to download videos, however as i intend to by a digital photo frame at the sony shop i went in to that shop the other day, and bought the most embarracing looking stereo i've ever owned its a sony, it looks so authentic japanese, and it doesn't have a headphone socket, so its good for annoying the zombie neighbours. anyway i like this track, its stereolaby. i intend to get into this type of music atm, i guess. but to be honest i want back to the 90's and drum and bass. even if it is repetative, unless they mash up the breaks :/

Clark - Ted (from Body Riddle)

this is the type of stuff i used to be into, and still like now! gooooooooooooooo.

field day fun

Heres some pics at field day of The Fall, Lightspeed Champion, Gruff Rhys and Caribou. oh and one of me too!

My own art. This is art that i did. Its my art!

a lazt drawing that i also painted a bit. at my course. i thought id put it on my inter web.
so taste my pants.

rasputin tweets.

if you crash a car into a tooth pick. it would cause an explosion, if the tooth pick was me.
an oppiration on a horse is like having a spicy leg. or nasa making things out of lego. nasa lego space rocket. bigger then apollo 17.
if you press the wrong button, its like listening to the go team in reverce. you'll end up going to hospital for twelve plasters.
if you eat a church, it tastes like if mcdonnalds was a fruit. with loads of monkeys on it.
playing football with a poo, is a talent. kicking the poo around. but when god hits the big rewinds button, have to kick the poo in reverce.
science can always see a grapefruit, but when a vegan suicide bomber explodes, all you get to see is darth vader.
every corpse is at the end of the world. but etiquette can make a corpse drink lager. there are people who know the meaning of life, tho.
trees get naked. if you appeciate a naked tree, dont let it say the world is shit. the world made the naked tree. weeds are foolish chiwawas

nouvelle cuisine

i'm eating nouvelle cuisine, next i'll be on a yaght with jesus, tom cruise, plan B, barrack obama, and thom york.

more from kenwood

1 me and mum. 2 me with a can of pear cider.

at concert

here's me at rufus wainwright concert. i look a bit like, you know who... plus i ate too much burger king. do i look like i'm emerced in the music?

black pretty

food in an ocean is like charity for ham, except with expencive wheels. if you're prayin' on a mantis, dont forget to use photoshop. to warp a porkchop.

boulders are poison if you use them as a weapon on an encyclopedia of toads with trees as bikinis.

the goat cracked

dont burn a soldier if you know he's frum. just put him through the car wash and then hack his face off.

four bat iiiiujykoooo9 lack of sleep.

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Your lists:

1. food is foor the weak, being thin is a slag. you cant win! the best thing is the fake your death at nandos.
2. my brain works like beer. everytime i think i have a pint. my bum needs a wig. not hairy enough.
3. running out of tobacco and sporty wife. sport is good in porno life. hire a gun to kill sasquatch. its time for my period.
4. a spider with cars on its legs, the cars are the shape of flys eyes.

the two

a snap shot from my bedroom which is a tip!



a picture i drew in my kitchen with help from my mum.

solon the vorbex

culld the Y charge. hellium. bodzon. <<(((@@@@''''@@@>
cage the squirle. :: :: :: ;;;

ouput bemfeclth. popo porkultim