if you crash a car into a tooth pick. it would cause an explosion, if the tooth pick was me.
an oppiration on a horse is like having a spicy leg. or nasa making things out of lego. nasa lego space rocket. bigger then apollo 17.
if you press the wrong button, its like listening to the go team in reverce. you'll end up going to hospital for twelve plasters.
if you eat a church, it tastes like if mcdonnalds was a fruit. with loads of monkeys on it.
playing football with a poo, is a talent. kicking the poo around. but when god hits the big rewinds button, have to kick the poo in reverce.
science can always see a grapefruit, but when a vegan suicide bomber explodes, all you get to see is darth vader.
every corpse is at the end of the world. but etiquette can make a corpse drink lager. there are people who know the meaning of life, tho.
trees get naked. if you appeciate a naked tree, dont let it say the world is shit. the world made the naked tree. weeds are foolish chiwawas
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