black pretty

food in an ocean is like charity for ham, except with expencive wheels. if you're prayin' on a mantis, dont forget to use photoshop. to warp a porkchop.

boulders are poison if you use them as a weapon on an encyclopedia of toads with trees as bikinis.

the goat cracked

dont burn a soldier if you know he's frum. just put him through the car wash and then hack his face off.

four bat iiiiujykoooo9 lack of sleep.

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Your lists:

1. food is foor the weak, being thin is a slag. you cant win! the best thing is the fake your death at nandos.
2. my brain works like beer. everytime i think i have a pint. my bum needs a wig. not hairy enough.
3. running out of tobacco and sporty wife. sport is good in porno life. hire a gun to kill sasquatch. its time for my period.
4. a spider with cars on its legs, the cars are the shape of flys eyes.

the two

a snap shot from my bedroom which is a tip!



a picture i drew in my kitchen with help from my mum.

solon the vorbex

culld the Y charge. hellium. bodzon. <<(((@@@@''''@@@>
cage the squirle. :: :: :: ;;;

ouput bemfeclth. popo porkultim