Clark - Ted (from Body Riddle)

this is the type of stuff i used to be into, and still like now! gooooooooooooooo.

field day fun

Heres some pics at field day of The Fall, Lightspeed Champion, Gruff Rhys and Caribou. oh and one of me too!

My own art. This is art that i did. Its my art!

a lazt drawing that i also painted a bit. at my course. i thought id put it on my inter web.
so taste my pants.

rasputin tweets.

if you crash a car into a tooth pick. it would cause an explosion, if the tooth pick was me.
an oppiration on a horse is like having a spicy leg. or nasa making things out of lego. nasa lego space rocket. bigger then apollo 17.
if you press the wrong button, its like listening to the go team in reverce. you'll end up going to hospital for twelve plasters.
if you eat a church, it tastes like if mcdonnalds was a fruit. with loads of monkeys on it.
playing football with a poo, is a talent. kicking the poo around. but when god hits the big rewinds button, have to kick the poo in reverce.
science can always see a grapefruit, but when a vegan suicide bomber explodes, all you get to see is darth vader.
every corpse is at the end of the world. but etiquette can make a corpse drink lager. there are people who know the meaning of life, tho.
trees get naked. if you appeciate a naked tree, dont let it say the world is shit. the world made the naked tree. weeds are foolish chiwawas

nouvelle cuisine

i'm eating nouvelle cuisine, next i'll be on a yaght with jesus, tom cruise, plan B, barrack obama, and thom york.

more from kenwood

1 me and mum. 2 me with a can of pear cider.

at concert

here's me at rufus wainwright concert. i look a bit like, you know who... plus i ate too much burger king. do i look like i'm emerced in the music?

black pretty

food in an ocean is like charity for ham, except with expencive wheels. if you're prayin' on a mantis, dont forget to use photoshop. to warp a porkchop.

boulders are poison if you use them as a weapon on an encyclopedia of toads with trees as bikinis.

the goat cracked

dont burn a soldier if you know he's frum. just put him through the car wash and then hack his face off.

four bat iiiiujykoooo9 lack of sleep.

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Your lists:

1. food is foor the weak, being thin is a slag. you cant win! the best thing is the fake your death at nandos.
2. my brain works like beer. everytime i think i have a pint. my bum needs a wig. not hairy enough.
3. running out of tobacco and sporty wife. sport is good in porno life. hire a gun to kill sasquatch. its time for my period.
4. a spider with cars on its legs, the cars are the shape of flys eyes.

the two

a snap shot from my bedroom which is a tip!



a picture i drew in my kitchen with help from my mum.

solon the vorbex

culld the Y charge. hellium. bodzon. <<(((@@@@''''@@@>
cage the squirle. :: :: :: ;;;

ouput bemfeclth. popo porkultim